Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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