Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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