Is it normal to miss your booty call?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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