he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Randomize
