Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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