She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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