she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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