Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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