So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
My penis needs a shock collar
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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