spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I need moral support for this bender
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
