VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
they're like a gay fantastic four
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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