Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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