Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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