We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
How external is "for external use only"?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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