The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
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Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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