if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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