weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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