one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Operation Purity has been aborted
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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