I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just want nice things and good sex
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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