I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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