I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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