reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I wish you could order shots online.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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