I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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