are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
there is glitter all over my balls
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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