what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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