Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He told me they were just razor bumps!
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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