so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
