Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I enjoy the company of your penis
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