She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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