im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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