no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I think my moral compass just broke
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