Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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