i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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