hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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