Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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