And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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