Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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