everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
