I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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