what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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