So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Damn victory sex feels great
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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