Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I FOUND THE LEGS
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
