i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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