have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
God I need to hump something, right now.
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