Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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