As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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