I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
my shit smells like andre
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
God, I missed his penis.
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