Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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