if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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