And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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