if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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