..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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