Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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