As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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