I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Randomize
