I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
