he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Randomize
