belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
