They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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